Would you rather walk around all day with loads of chocolate smeared around your lips...

...or walk around all day with a sign on your back saying 'I haven't brushed my teeth for five days!'?

A chocolate cake and someone wearing a comedy mask featuring bad teeth.

This week we feature quite a silly dilemma on the 'Would You Rather?' blog, as you have to choose between two embarassing scenarios.

You can either walk around all day with loads of chocolate smeared around your lips (think Alan Partridge in the chocolate mousse scene), or you can walk around with a sign on your back declaring to the world the poor state of your oral hygiene.

So those are the two options.  Which one would you go for?


And to clarify things, if you choose the 'I haven't brushed my teeth for five days' sign there would be no obligation to follow what it says.  You could still brush your teeth as often as you liked, and any discomfort would purely come from people seeing the sign and presuming that you had extremely poor dental hygiene.  Well, either that or perhaps more likely they'd assume you'd been the victim of a prank.

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